The Legend Of A Duck "Howard The Duck" - The Duck Who Saved The Planet
by HD
What is reality on any one world is mere fantasy on others ! Here all is real & all is illusion ! What is.. What was.. & What will be start here with the words.. In the beginning there was HOWARD THE DUCK. The cute little guy or to be more precise the cute little Ducky lived some where in the galaxy far far far away.... It was no Duckberg but an entire Planet of The Ducks. Where the little swimming ducks slowly evolved in intelligence, size & shape, patterned exactly after the most ridiculous & hilarious scientific theory on planet earth Why cause apes still exist suckers !
Anyway as far as the fiction world goes its great & for good or bad the ducks on the Planet of the Ducks lost their wings & can no longer fly yet feathery & cuddly, God took away their ability of flight as Howard would say but in Howard's case he cannot even swim its not that he cant but he didnt learn or just dont like swimming. Much like humans the duck race on the Planet of the Ducks modernized with time, & developed into sophisticated societies, the ducks stood around 3ft tall & in Howard's case he was 3ft 2in tall, the pop culture running wild in their societies Howard was like any other blue-collar American, living a life on his own until something happened something big happened for him.
What happened was that Howard the Duck was sucked into some sort of space wormhole & transported to The Planet of the Humans "Earth". What then started is a cute little story, the little ducky was confused, scared & rattled in the new world all alone until Howard the master of "Quack Fu" the duck version of Kung Fu saved a pretty damsel called Beverly from thugs. Impressed by the Little Guy's skills in Quack Fu martial arts and ultimately grateful for saving her Beverly took pity on the cute & cuddly little Ducky who was all alone & took Howard with her for shelter. This was the beginning of a great friendship until there further adventures lead them to face a horrible evil threatening all mankind. An other worldly entity arrived to earth just like Howard most probably from amongst the demon race who were banished to farther galaxies long ago by the forces of light so that humans could inhabit Earth. The little guy Howard confronted this evil overlord & single-handedly defeated it and saved his friend Beverly and the planet earth from the invasion of demons & set an example where there is courage then size doesnt matter, a feat not even Donald Duck has ever performed.
After an age Howard reappeared in the marvel's latest film "Guardians of the Galaxy" at the end passing comments on a ravaged Collector. For if this generation do not know who he his, for us know exactly who he is, he is Howard The Duck.
Any of the above are far more worthy pursuits than watching a bunch of talentless miscreants engaging in voyeuristic gutter behavior. 
There is another option that you could add to the list above - Sleep. It would be far more beneficial. Just to let you know - Yes, I have watched snippets of this garbage. I suffered through several short segments just to see what so many other people were so enamoured with. So for all those people who have been mesmerized by this assault on our intelligence, might I suggest this alternative!
It was Bruce Lee who originally brought Chinese martial arts action in to the mainstream cinema and the glamorous spotlight of the film world due to his immense persona, charisma, his moves, his actions & his styles which were iconic in nature & made Dragon the Bruce Lee in to a huge popular culture icon, his influence & impact is very well known even to this date. Though short in stature & with a muscular thin body Bruce Lee would surprise & thrash even the biggest & strongest of men with the awesome force of his punch & kick forms, he was a true martial artist as he displayed some physically tremendous display of strength & endurance which he gained through training in the arts. Originally a student of the legendary master of wing chun Ip Man, Bruce Lee further developed as a fighter & pugilist and later developed his own form of martial arts. 
Bruce Lee always considered himself a martial artist first and an actor second. As a martial artist, he was way ahead of his time in developing his own style of martial arts he called jeet kune do the fist of interception or way of the intercepting fist. His martial arts incorporated the most practical techniques from various combative disciplines as he moved away from the traditional and classical techniques. His martial arts abilities were real and respected by other prominent martial artists like Jhoon Rhee, Chuck Norris, Ed Parker and Joe Lewis. His name was inducted into the prestigious Black Belt Hall of Fame twice, once while he was alive and the other after his death. These are honors that no other martial arts action hero has ever come close to. Martial arts schools in North America enjoyed a huge growth in enrollment because of Bruce Lee. 
North America got an early glimpse of Bruce Lee when he played Kato in the Green Hornet television series and a bit role in the movie Marlowe. He went to Hong Kong and made a few films like Fists of Fury also called the Big Boss and the Chinese Connection which made him a huge star in Asia. Bruce Lee also wrote, directed and starred in his own movie production called the Way of the Dragon which featured perhaps one of the greatest martial arts fight scenes ever. This scene took place in the Roman Coliseum and was with Chuck Norris which gave Norris his first film start. It was Enter the Dragon that broke him to North America. Unfortunately, he died tragically at the age of 32 in 1973 before he was able to witness the success of that movie. At the time of Lee's death, he had completed the fight scenes for another movie called Game of Death which featured basketball star Kareem Abdul-Jabar, who was actually one of his martial arts students. Other students of Bruce Lee included actors Steve McQueen and James Coburn. Game of Death was completed with look-alike actors later on. 
Bruce Lee became such a great popular culture phenomenon & his untimely death further solidified his legend & iconic status amongst the people that he became a source of inspiration for other famous martial arts actors after him like Jackie Chan & Sammo Hung who used to get their rear-end kicked by Bruce Lee in his films but later became themselves great action superstars & then their was action refined superstars like Jet Li & Donnie Yen who furthered the popularity of martial arts on big screen. The persona of Bruce Lee also inspired many popular video game characters such as Fei Long of the Street Fighter & Law of the Tekken. Many television actors & characters also imitated Bruce Lee's characterizations over the years such was the iconic status & influence of Bruce Lee. 
Though his untimely death at a young age was mourned heavily by his fans all over the world but it was no mighty shaolin monk or a deceptive dark ninja who slayed Bruce Lee but allergic reaction from a combination of medication that ultimately slew the heroic Dragon. Mysterious are the ways of God to remind us all that we are all humans and weak, however famous, rich, strong or powerful but can easily fall just like that. But the strangeness still remains as the son of Bruce Lee who also became a movie actor known as Brandon Lee was assassinated ooh sorry killed during shooting of a film in which he was literally shot by real bullet which was dubbed as a great accident anyway whatever it might be an illuminati or masonic cr*ppy sacrificial rituals as we have seen in Johnny Depp's "From Hell", or curses of black magic or either hate-killing or infact accident & misadventures, the mystery still remains for some.
One of the most significant contributions Bruce Lee made is that he opened the door for other Asians in the entertainment industry worldwide. He was the first Asian to achieve any significant success in the North American entertainment scenario. He became a star in North America and the rest of the world by playing heroes rather than past stereotype roles for Asians such as like servants, gangsters, laundry workers or other 'pigtail coolie' characters. On an even greater scale, Bruce Lee gave Asians, particularly the Chinese people worldwide, a reason to be proud. Bruce Lee influenced them to be confident in pushing forward to achieve their goals no matter what field of occupation they were in.